Musical Pearls
Neologisms
Some funny newly coined words and phrases not yet in the dictionary
Abandonware Software no longer supported by its publisher
Abroadies Foreigners
Administrivia The pointless emails and paperwork sent by official departments
Advertorial When a company pays to have a good story written about them
Afterclap Sound of someone applauding when everyone else has stopped
Alpha Geek The most knowledgeable, technically proficient person in a workplace
Ambitchous Striving to be the meanest and most unpleasant person
Arachnoleptic Fit Frantic dance performed after you've just walked through a spider's web
Askhole Someone who continually seeks advice
Automagically Happening automatically, but also as if by magic
Baby Catcher A midwife
Bashtag Word preceded by a hash sign (#) used on Twitter to criticise others
Beaulicous Describes something that looks and tastes good
Bedgasm Feeling of euphoria when retiring for the night
Beerboarding Extracting information from someone when they're drunk
Bitchery Whining and complaining conversation
Blamestorming Group discussion to assign responsibility for a failure or mistake
Blogosphere The world or domain of bloggers
Body Nazis Fanatics who look down on anyone who doesn't work out obsessively
Bresilient Strong and sophisticated
Bridezilla Extremely spoiled and domineering woman on her wedding day
Cakeday Birthday or the day when someone opened an online account
Carcolepsy Condition where a passenger falls asleep as soon as the vehicle starts moving
Cashtration The purchase of something that renders you financially impotent
Caterpallor The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating
Cellfish Being inconsiderate to others while talking on your mobile phone
Chairdrobe Item of furniture used to store clothes instead of the closet
Chilax To calm down
Cube Farm An office filled with cubicles
Dadventure Going out on a fun activity with your father
Damntastic Exceptional
Decafalon Gruelling event of consuming only things that are good for you
Destinesia When you forget where you're going
Dopeler Effect Tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly
Doppelbanger Someone having sex with a person who looks just like them
Double Bagger A person so ugly that they need two bags over their head during sex
Dudevorce When two guys end their friendship
Eargasm A pleasant auditory experience
Ego Surfer Someone who searches for themselves on the internet
E-love People infatuated with each other after only ever meeting online
Errorist One who repeatedly makes mistakes or is always wrong
Fabulash
F-bookin
Fidocam
Flight Risk
Foreploy
Frisbeetarianism
Giraffiti
Glibido
Go Global
Going Postal
Hacktivist
Hairist
Hangry
Hasbian
Hiberdating
Idea Hamsters
Inclouding
Irritainment
Ka-ching
Kmart Express
Label Whore
Masturdating
Metrosexual
Mouse Potato
Wearing great looking mascara
Browsing on Facebook
Camera worn on the head of a police dog
Employees who are suspected of planning to leave the company soon
Lying about yourself for the purpose of getting laid
The belief
that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and stays there
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high
All talk and no action
To put on a lot weight
Being totally stressed out and losing it
Someone who breaks into computer systems for a political cause
Person who discriminates against the colour of people's hair
Incredibly irritated due to lack of food
Former gay female who is now in a heterosexual relationship
Completely ignoring your friends in favour of your boyfriend/girlfirend
People who always seem to have their idea generators running
Adding something to a conversation or document just to confuse people
Annoying entertainment that you can't stop watching
Sound of a cash register opening used to show satisfaction
A cheap tart
Someone who will only wear brand name clothing
Going out alone to a movie or restaurant
Someone who spends all their time and money on their appearance
The online, wired generation's answer to the couch potato
Nanaism
Nonversation
Ohnosecond
Osteopornosis
Petrophobic
Phonesia
Phonundrum
Funny error in speech like something your grandmother would say
Worthless small talk
Tiny fraction of time in which you realise you’ve just made a big mistake
A degenerate disease
One who is embarrassed to undress in front of a household pet
Dialing a number and forgetting who you were calling just as they answer
Confusion when hearing a phone ringing and wondering if it’s yours or not
Reintarnation
To come back to life as a hillbilly
Sarchasm
Seagull Manager
Starter Marriage
Staycation
Stress Puppy
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and those that don't get it
One who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits on everything and then leaves
Brief first marriage that ends in divorce, no kids, no property and no regrets
A holiday spent at home
A person who seems to thrive on being anxious and whiny
Tandruff
Telecrastination
Textpectation
Textrovert
Thorential
Treeware
Tweet Cred
Tweetlicker
Twisticuffs
Umfriend
Undercome
Uninstalled
Unlightening
Updownalator
Flakes of peeling skin from a sunburn
Always letting the phone ring a couple of times before picking up
Feeling of anticipation when waiting for the response to a message
One who expresses feelings via text messages not personal interaction
Thunder, lightning, wind and heavy rain
Hacker slang for documentation or other printed material, such as books
High social standing on Twitter
Person who retweets every single post sent by someone they follow
An argument carried out on Twitter
A sexual relationship as in "this is Dale, my…um…friend."
Fail to get a victory
To be fired by a computer company
Learning something that makes you dumber
A moving staircase
Virus of the Mind A false belief system that screws you up
Word Of Mouse How information gets passed around in the digital age
Xerox Subsidy Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's workplace
Youniverse The world of an extremely vain and self-centred person
Yuppie Coupons Money from an ATM
Zerox A photocopy with a typographical error on it
