Emporium


Scary Shower Curtain

Use this shadowy figure shower curtain to freak out your friends when they step into your bathroom. It comes with rings that make it easy to hang and creates the illusion that someone is lurking behind the curtain while your guests are trying to use your toilet.

Dog Trekking Boots

Protect your pet when he's traversing over rugged terrain by putting him in these trekking boots. They not only look stylish and fit comfortably, but safeguard against abrasive surfaces and help insulate the paws against extreme temperatures

Thug Kitchen

Stop eating processed crap and start dishing up some nutritious meals by following the recipes in the Thug Kitchen cookbook. This foul-mouthed read shows you how to take charge of your diet and start cooking up some real f*cking healthy food.


Star Wars Headphones

Pay homage to the best Sci-Fi saga of all time by listening to your music through Star Wars headphones. They feature 40mm professionally tuned drivers that deliver incredible sound from the Star Wars themed frames.

Giant Chess Set

Exercise your mind and body with this giant chess set. Made from tough all-weather resin, the board is designed to easily snap together piece by piece so you can take it apart and transport it anywhere.

Heated/Cooled Seat Cover

Achieve maximum comfort while driving with the heating and cooling car seat cushion. No matter what the weather is like, this cushion will ensure your body remains at the perfect temperature during your journey.


Potty Putter

The ideal way to practice putting during bathroom breaks. Toilet Golf comes with it's own putting green, cup and flag, 2 golf balls, personal putter and the essential 'Do Not Disturb' door hanger. A brilliant gift for golfers with a sense of humour. 

Inflatable Toupee

Authentic and totally undetectable inflatable toupee. Made from black vinyl, simply blow up your hair piece in a few seconds and attach it with the elastic straps. Then sit back, relax and take in the many compliments that will be thrown your way from family and friends.

Cheeseburger Cookie Jar

In the shape of a double cheeseburger, toppings and all, this colourful ceramic accessory will be sure to add personality to a kitchen interior. Stands 12 inches tall. Simply lift off the delectable lid, to reveal lots of room for biscuits and cookies.


Candy Posing Pouch

Remember the old sweet necklaces you used to love as a child, well we now present the adult version of the candy classic. A great gift for you and your partner. Guaranteed to satisfy the sweetest tooth. Just remember to brush your teeth afterwards. One size fits all.

Jelly Baby Night Light

As sweet as the sweets they're named after, but won't rot your teeth. These soft Jelly Baby night lights turn on and off with a gentle squeeze and light your child's room with a soft, comforting glow. Available in pink, green, blue and purple.

Beer Belt

Be still your beating heart. This fantastic and fashionable gadget can hold not one, but six beer cans or bottles. Simply strap it round your waist and slot in your beverages of choice, leaving your hands free to thrash out some sweet moves on the dance floor.  


No Baby Car Sticker

Always be safety conscious in your car. Remember, 80% of people are caused by accidents. Great car sticker for the responsible driver.

Music Activated Glow LED

Sound activated car sticker that flashes to the beat of your on-board music so you can dance even while on a journey. Greatly improves your driving skills and makes your car look amazing.

Zombie Head Decanter

Why be conventional when you can drink in style with this Zombie Head Decanter. Now you can drink yourself to unconsciousness and actually become one of the living dead.


Matching Hoodies

You've found your perfect love match so let the world know with these matching hoodies specially designed for a couple. You'll be the envy of your friends and look so cool and fashionable. Honestly.

Lipstick Cigarette Lighter

Look like the most fashionable smoker in your circle when you go to light your cigarette with this lipstick lighter. Disguised as a chic polka-dot lipstick, this refillable butane lighter is the obvious choice for any fashion forward smoker.

Sushi Erasers

Transform your desk into a mouth-watering Asian style buffet with these sushi erasers. This novelty set of erasers comes shaped like colorful sushi rolls on a small serving tray that keeps them organized when they’re not in use.


Moldy Sandwich Bag

Discourage your gluttonous co-workers from stealing your delicious lunch by placing it inside this anti-theft moldy sandwich bag. This reusable bag comes with a realistic mold design to create the appearance your fresh lunch is well past its sell-by date.

Blood Bath Shower Gel

Bathe in true horror movie style and recreate your favourite scenes from Dracula, Psycho, and Twilight with this ultra realistic bag of blood shower gel. Forget about Cocoa Butter and Honey Jojoba, all the vampires nowadays are washing in cherry scented bags of blood.

Glow Face and Body Paint

Become the focal point of the next concert or rave you attend by giving yourself an eye-catching look using this glow in the dark body paint. This premium quality paint dries quickly and begins to glow extra bright when placed under UV lighting.